Here are some good tips, I got them on facebook xD:
When you're drunk, every idea is great. That doesn't mean it's a great idea.
Pictures will be taken, and yes, you'll be tagged.
Positive vibes are the key to a good night.
It's never okay to sweet brag.
CAB>DUI
Don't worry, we've all been "that guy."
Texting her that you're wasted won't make her want you.
Drunken texts to mom aren't a good idea.
Don't ever sniff the bartender.
No, the bartender won't go home with you.
Don't blackout.
Whipped cream is required for every food fight.
Before you outrun a cop, make sure you can.
If you decide to take "best friend" shots with everyone you meet, expect to blackout.
If you see a limo party that does not mean you can join in.
Drunk tattoos are not a good idea ... unless you get a unicorn, then it's fucking awesome.
It's never a lonely night with your good friend Jack, Jose, and Jim.
When drunk, do not think all stray animals need homes.